Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages: Years might go by, but every year there’s this special day known as anniversary, which makes us take a trip down memory lane. It takes us back to the special day when a loved one tied their nuptial knot. Before we know it, the years of hectic married life pass by.
Marital life will leave us with some bitter-sweet memories, and these memories serve as a memento of the journey in the boat of marriage. Hidden in this journey, lies plenty of material for comedy. Sure, married life has its fair share of ups and downs.
For some, married life is the ultimate comedy. Everybody loves a hearty laugh. So, check out some of our custom funny anniversary wishes and make your anniversary wishes full of humor and fun.
Funny Anniversary Wishes
1. I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!
2. Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.
3. The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.
4. Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the both of you! Never change.
5. I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.
6. I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!
7. Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!
8. These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!
I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!
Funny Anniversary Messages for Husband
1. Every time you think that I am crazy just remember you willingly signed up for all this!
2. Thanks for knowing that your wife is always right, you are a keeper! Happy Anniversary, hubby.
3. Today we raise our glasses for the best decision you ever made in your life! Happy Anniversary!
4. You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!
5. Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.
6. My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.
7. On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.
8. It’s a very special day in our life once again. I want to remind you that you are really lucky to have me in your life. I feel lucky too because you are stupid but obedient!
9. It’s an irony! I love you a lot but at the same time, I want to kill you. So, I have been trying to find a way to kill you with love. Happy anniversary!
10. Happy anniversary to you for putting up with all my craziness. Because if you did not put up, you know there wouldn’t be any happy anniversary after all!
11. Thanks for being with me all these years and still not killing me while I am sleeping. I may be a bit annoying but I know you are patient enough to tolerate me! happy anniversary!
12. I want you to stay with me for the rest of my life. Because I really need someone to yell at every now and then. I love you a lot! Happy anniversary!
11. I genuinely hope you know that ever since I married you, it’s my favorite hobby to annoy the hell out of you and yeah, I don’t have any plan to stop doing this in the near future or ever.
12. It makes me emotional to think about all the things about me you have to put up with every day! But then I realize, if I can put up with yours, why can’t you with mine? I love you a dear and happy anniversary!
Funny Anniversary Messages for Wife
1. My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!
2. Having sleepovers with a friend was a favorite part of my childhood. But now that you’re here, I get to do it every day. Thanks love! Happy anniversary!
3. The mental gymnastics needed to wrap my head around the fact that we’ve been married for so long feels unreal. Happy anniversary, my love!
4. I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!
5. With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!
6. My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.
7. Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!
8. On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!
9. I deserve a special gift from you sweetheart because I have tolerated a person like you all year long. Now, we’ll look forward to another year; Happy Marriage Anniversary.
10. Sometimes I feel like holding your hands forever, but then your hands get all sweaty, and I need to let go. Happy anniversary, dear. Sweat less!
11. Thanks, babe for seeing to it that I don’t have to play the game of life alone. Having you by my side has allowed me to appreciate the finer sides of the game play of life. Happy anniversary! Let’s keep playing!
12. This day is so important to me because on this day I have got my permanent chef and washerwoman like you. I love you so much and wish you a very Happy Wedding Anniversary.
13. Wish you a Happy Wedding Anniversary for gifting me a moment of love, a day of suffering, a week of war and a month of quarrel. Even after that, you are always special to me because you are my best companion.
15. Thank God, because on this day he has sent me someone special like you to my life who likes quarrel over me. Happy Wedding Anniversary my queen.
16. I have been trying to get fit lately. It’s because you make me want to continue running on the treadmill of love forever. Happy anniversary, darling!
17. Almighty gives the best gift of their life to the marriage of people, but he gave me one sack of anxiety. I mean the beautiful wife is the cause of anxiety. Wish you a Happy Wedding Anniversary my darling.